Ultimate-super-priest

by Fr. Jeff

Fr. Jeff, how many years have you been a priest?

The 6th grade boys were enjoying the St. Joseph Day altar at our school. One of them jumped up and taught me the secret priest handshake.

“Almost three,” I replied.

“Well, if you are a super-priest now, does that make you an ultimate-super-priest after three years?”

I’m not sure how to achieve it (or even what it means) but on this feast of St. Joseph, teach me how to become the

Ultimate-super-priest.